On
this New Year’s Day and in honor of the upcoming new Season of Sherlock on the
BBC I want to share the tale of Sherlock Holmes the Rules Official. For those of you who are Rules
Officials you’ll recognize that Sherlock’s manner with players is not to be
emulated and certainly you will need to ask more questions to get to a proper
ruling. But he does get it right…
From the Memoirs of Dr. John “Tom” Watson:
For
those familiar with the off-putting, stubborn personality of my compatriot
Sherlock Holmes, it is no surprise that this was his only foray into the
profession of officiating the Rules of Golf. He asked me to join him for his
day on the links, a mid-level competition of amateur golfers. The governing
body was in need of some assistance and Holmes’ reputation led to his
recommendation and placement as a roving official on the front nine.
The
day was fairly quiet until he received a call on the radio to come to the ninth
green for a second opinion in a ball at rest moved situation. What transpired next
was nothing short of classic.
“Thanks
for the help Sherlock. This player’s ball moved and I am inclined to rule he
has caused the ball to move and incurs a single penalty stroke per Rule 18-2,”
said Lestrade, the Rules Official who requested the second opinion.
“Well
of course you would. And it was indeed good of this fellow to ask for a second
opinion because the first would be quite wrong.”
“How could you possibly know that,
you have not even heard the facts?” I exclaimed, in part attempting to soften
the rudeness of my friend.
“The balance of probability my dear
Watson, or the weight of evidence I should say. I only need one more piece of
evidence to fully confirm my findings,” and turning to the player he said,
“Could you please point to the spot where your ball would have to be replaced?”
The player did so and Holmes nodded
in confirmation, “Precisely. Now please do replace your ball at that spot, but
you shall incur no penalty.”
At this point Lestrade chimes in,
“But why should you find that he must replace the ball without a penalty?”
“Elementary. But as usual Lestrade,
you have asked the most incorrect question for the situation. Your question
should first have been why must he replace the ball? Why there is no penalty is
so simple you should find a new profession for not observing it first. Now
since you have displayed such utter confusion in the matter I will lay it out
for you, despite the facts being laid clear before your very eyes with very
little search required.
“First, without even being told it
is clear that we have a case that the ball has moved and at least two of the
three players here are entirely unsure whether the player actually caused the
movement. In order to determine whether or not he caused the ball to move we
must look at the weight of the evidence, what I call the balance of
probability, to decide whether in fact he is guilty of a breach under Rule 18-2
and must replace the ball.
There are several questions that must
be answered to determine whether the weight of evidence is for or against the
player.”
Lestrade interrupted, “But you
didn’t ask any questions.”
“I said there are several questions
that must be answered, and through careful observation all of the questions are
answered, you have no need to ask if you’d simply observe rather than see.”
“Fine, go ahead, dazzle me with
your answers.”
“Well, starting with the obvious,
is there some other weather condition that could have caused the movement? Clearly, the answer is no. It is a calm
day without a cloud in the sky and I’m fairly certain that there was no
significant movement of the earth to cause the movement.
“Next, what is the condition of the
ground near the ball? You can plainly see the ball does lie on a decent slope,
and as it is late in the day the grass has grown since this morning. Alone,
this would suggest the player did not cause the movement. However, what makes
that significant is that this particular grass has a grain that is currently
growing up the slope, somewhat nullifying the effect of the downhill and
holding the ball from rolling.
“The length of the grass is also
significant because it created a bit of a perched lie for the ball, balanced on
the ends of somewhat longer blades of grass. The lie of the ball is important.
“Next, what actions were taken near
the ball. You might wonder how I know what actions could have taken place, but
again the simple act of observation tells me all I need to know.” Turning to
the player, “You can correct me if I misstate something.
“First, you can clearly see there
is only one firm set of footprints in position for his stance. Combining his
“plus four” attire with the fact that the player has a number of gadgets in his
bag you can presume that this is a player that takes lessons and is accustomed
to taking numerous practice swings prior to any stroke. Since there is only one
set of footprints near the ball in position for a stance, it can then be
deduced that the practice strokes were taken precariously close to the ball.”
“Uncanny!” The four players stated
in unison.
“No, simple deduction. But that is
not the action that caused the movement. Slightly fainter than the footprints
but still clear to the naked eye is the impression of the putter behind the
ball, the impression that the ball was resting in prior to its replacement.
This was the most telling detail of all. Not only did the player ground the
club immediately behind the ball with enough impact as to cause an imprint on
the putting green, but the ball managed to roll backward, up the slope, coming to rest in that impression. That detail was the final piece of the
puzzle that was confirmed when the player replaced his ball at a spot downhill
from where it has moved. Regardless of how to view the rest of the facts,
although I think they are still quite clear, the firm grounding of the putter
combined with the ball moving uphill rather than with the natural gradient
would suggest that the weight of the evidence is against the player and that he
caused the movement. Thus he needed to replace the ball.”
Lestrade stepped in at this point,
“Aha! So then I was correct, and you have misspoken. He is due a penalty
stroke.”
“No, I do not misspeak and you were
never correct. What ever you had done correctly was by pure chance. You of all
people should note that all three players are holding a yellow paper in their
hands. On one side are the hole locations for today, but on the other is the
“Notice to Players” where clearly stated in bold I was able to discern the
words: Ball Accidentally Moved. I did not need to read further to know that the
new Local Rule – so new today is the first day it could be used - eliminating
the penalty for accidental movement of the ball on the putting green must be in
effect. That left only one question requiring an answer, ‘Was the movement
accidental?’ Even the most unsure of detectives could deduce that the movement
was not intentional, for what purpose would it serve to move the ball backward?
The end result, as I’ve previously
stated is that the ball must be replaced and no penalty is incurred. It really
was a good idea for you to call me in, Lestrade.”
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